Top 5 Funniest Excuses Given To Bank Manager

Banks are financial institutions & in some countries the total economy depends on the reserves in banks. Bank manager holds the most important position in a bank. You may find them very cool & calm but actually they are under a lot of pressure to maintain the day-to-day operations & manage the working of the whole team. The bank manager is responsible for training his employees & providing best work atmosphere to them.

A big team works under the supervision of a bank manager & the manager is evaluates everyone on time-to-time basis. Therefore whenever an employee has a fear of getting a warning from manager he/she makes different excuses. Most of the time these are lame excuses & are funny in nature. Here we will have a look at the top five funniest excuses given to bank mangers.

1- A very common excuse of coming late in office is that I was stuck in the bathroom. The statement is itself funny how a person is stuck in the bathroom? Coming late is very common excuse in all offices. The bank managers have to hear lame & funny excuses in reply of coming late to bank. Employees very interestingly explain the situation & reason of being late as they use their imagination to come up with the excuses like water in the over-head tank finished the water pump is out of order shower head broke etc. Similarly people make funny excuses of being stuck in the washroom.

2 I was working late at night on the bank assignment & slept around midnight. It would drive you crazy if you were the manager & your subordinate only comes to the bank to inform you that he/she slept over his/her task that was due that day.

3- I was working in the garden while my dog wrinkled all the financial reports & threw them in the garden. It is very common excuse of failure for not completing the assignment within a particular time. You cannot imagine a pet can eating up the reports crumpling them & throwing them in the garden. Funny

4-I am abandoned by my girlfriend & I could not concentrate on my work. Inability to concentrate on a given assignment or dissatisfaction of the customers are one main reason when you are asked to give explanation about it. A broken-hearted person sounds very funny when he explains the reason of his inattentiveness that he was ditched.

5 Working mothers have to face different funny situations & melodramas due to their families. It looks funny to us but it might be a helpless situation for a working mom. One of such excuse for coming late by a working mother given to a bank manager is that my toddler was playing with my keys last night & I could not find them in the morning & had to hunt the keys by checking the waste bins.

The bank manager would in most cases not even smile upon hearing such funny excuses. He is likely to get enraged. However if such cases occur rarely then funny excuses become a source of entertainment for everyone in the bank.

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